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The 19 worst albums of all time, according to critics

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While many are keen to block out terrible music from their lives, there exists another group who can approach steaming hot garbage openly, with varying degrees of ironic appreciation.

And then there’s that unfortunate, outlying enigma – genuine fans of Limp Bizkit.

With the latter two groups in mind, we turned to review aggregator Metacritic to compile this list of the most critically panned albums in history.

From the works of Kevin Federline to Limp Bizkit, to multiple entries from Chris Brown, these LPs drew the ire of critics and provoked the repulsion of many.

Here are the 19 worst albums of all time, according to critics:

Note: The list only includes studio albums with seven or more reviews.


19. Enya — “A Day Without Rain”

Foto: source Warner Music

Critic score: 41/100

User score: 8.4/10

What critics said: “Unless you’re bound in an herbal body wrap, there’s simply no acceptable reason to listen to this New Age nonsense.” – Entertainment Weekly

Listen to it here.


18. Paul Oakenfold — “A Lively Mind”

Foto: source Maverick

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 2.2/10

What critics said: “On his new disc the veteran of populist trance shows himself unable to come up with anything remotely innovative or engaging, even for the dance floor.” – PopMatters

Listen to it here.


17. Backstreet Boys — “Never Gone”

Foto: source Jive

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 6.0/10

What critics said: “Lest you doubted it, this is grotesque.” – Village Voice

Listen to it here.


16. Liz Phair — “Liz Phair”

Foto: source Capitol

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 6.4/10

What critics said: “‘Liz Phair’ proves so ultimately unnecessary, it might as well not even exist.” – Pitchfork

Listen to it here.


15. Alanis Morissette — “Jagged Little Pill Acoustic”

Foto: source Maverick

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 5.9/10

What critics said: “Like Mike Oldfield’s ‘Tubular Bells II’ and Meat Loaf’s ‘Back Into Hell,’ it doesn’t so much play as fall out of the speakers with a flump: the sound of a towel being thrown in.” – The Guardian

Listen to it here.


14. Chris Brown — “Graffiti”

Foto: source Jive

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 5.1/10

What critics said: “A curiously faceless album that largely thumbs its nose at close reading.” – The New York Times

Listen to it here.


13. Gucci Mane & V-Nasty — “BAYTL”

Foto: source Warner Bros.

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 1.8/10

What critics said: “There is Michael Jackson bad, there is Ed Wood bad, and then there is BAYTL, a union so unholy that it cries out for a show on Bravo.” – Spin

Listen to it here.


12. Richard Ashcroft — “United Nations of Sound”

Foto: source Parlophone

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 6.4/10

What critics said: “Sunk by a grating, calculated over-eagerness to please.” – Pitchfork

Listen to it here.


11. The Panic Channel — “(One)”

Foto: source Capitol Records

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 5.2/10

What critics said: “Sounds a lot like a collection of rejected Foo Fighters tunes.” – Rolling Stone

Listen to it here.


10. Chris Brown — “Fortune”

Foto: source RCA Records

Critic score: 38/100

User score: 3.4/10

What critics said: “Not all of ‘Fortune’ is so unctuous, but none of it is inspired.” – The AV Club

Listen to it here.


9. Puddle of Mudd — “Life on Display”

Foto: source Geffen

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 4.7/10

What critics said: “Third-rate grunge retreads stuffed with overdriven guitars and generic rock-dude melancholia.” – Rolling Stone

Listen to it here.


8. Louis XIV — “Slick Dogs and Ponies”

Foto: source Atlantic

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 5.9/10

What critics said: “‘Slick Dogs’ never coalesces into anything more than the sum of its noisy, jagged parts.” – Boston Globe

Listen to it here.


7. Charlie Puth — “Nine Track Mind”

Foto: source Atlantic

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 4.4/10

What critics said: “‘Nine Track Mind’ whimpers like a sick kitten.” – Q Magazine

Listen to it here.


6. Lil Wayne — “Rebirth”

Foto: source Cash Money Records

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 3.0/10

What critics said: “The songs might have been better as parodies than as imitations, although ‘Knockout’ – a Coldplay homage backing a raunchy lyric – comes close to being both.” – The New York Times

Listen to it here.


5. Dirty Vegas — “One”

Foto: source Capitol

Critic score: 35/100

User score: 2.1/10

What critics said: “Exhaustingly awful.” – Blender

Listen to it here.


4. Phil Collins — “Testify”

Foto: source Atlantic

Critic score: 34/100

User score: 6.1/10

What critics said: “Middle-age is no excuse for such an unforgivably bland collection of over-emoted love songs.” – Q Magazine

Listen to it here.


3. Viva Brother — “Famous First Words”

Critic score: 34/100

User score: 2.7/10

What critics said: “This album is an abomination. It’s a rancid pile of regurgitated tripe.” – No Ripcord

Listen to it here.


2. Limp Bizkit — “Results May Vary”

Foto: source Interscope

Critic score: 33/100

User score: 4.1/10

What critics said: “Since the music has no melody, hooks, or energy, all attention is focused on the clown jumping up and down and screaming in front, and long before the record is over, you’re left wondering, how the hell did he ever get to put this mess out?” – AllMusic

Listen to it here.


1. Kevin Federline — “Playing With Fire”

Foto: source Reincarnate

Critic score: 15/100

User score: 2.2/10

What critics said: “Federline’s rhyme flow is the opposite of tight.” – Rolling Stone

Listen to it here.

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